1 00:00:27,109 --> 00:00:28,361 Double time, soldier. 2 00:00:28,444 --> 00:00:32,281 I want this ice fishing operation up and running by 0800 hours. 3 00:00:32,573 --> 00:00:34,700 (SHIVERING) It's too cold, Dad. 4 00:00:34,784 --> 00:00:36,661 My teen region is freezing off. 5 00:00:36,744 --> 00:00:38,913 (SCOFFS) You don't know what cold is. 6 00:00:39,121 --> 00:00:42,708 I once survived an entire week trapped in a Swiss glacier, 7 00:00:42,792 --> 00:00:45,002 eating nothing but frozen Neanderthal. 8 00:00:45,378 --> 00:00:48,339 To this day, I can't stand the taste of early hominid. 9 00:00:48,589 --> 00:00:51,008 (GROANS) Let's just get inside the shack. 10 00:00:51,092 --> 00:00:52,552 Hold, maggot! Ow! 11 00:00:52,635 --> 00:00:54,303 Remember the code of the ice. 12 00:00:54,387 --> 00:00:56,722 Thick and blue, tried and true, 13 00:00:56,806 --> 00:00:59,183 thin and crispy, way too risky. 14 00:00:59,517 --> 00:01:02,603 Shows what you know. Crispy doesn't even rhyme with risky. 15 00:01:02,687 --> 00:01:03,688 (EXCLAIMS) 16 00:01:04,522 --> 00:01:05,940 Help, I'm drowning! 17 00:01:07,233 --> 00:01:10,152 Don't worry, son, you'll freeze before you drown. 18 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:20,997 I love ice fishing. 19 00:01:21,080 --> 00:01:23,082 I shouldn't be out in this cold. 20 00:01:23,291 --> 00:01:26,294 I have no protective fat, hair or warm blood. 21 00:01:26,460 --> 00:01:28,212 I'm not even legally a mammal. 22 00:01:28,296 --> 00:01:30,381 (SCOFFS) You don't know what cold is. 23 00:01:30,506 --> 00:01:32,592 I was frozen for a thousand years. 24 00:01:32,675 --> 00:01:35,845 You were? Hal Learn something dumb every day. 25 00:01:38,723 --> 00:01:41,892 Live bait. Get your live bait here. 26 00:01:41,976 --> 00:01:42,977 Whoa! 27 00:01:43,936 --> 00:01:46,022 Fresh-killed bait. (CHOKING) 28 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:50,318 (SHIVERS) Can we get inside the shack? I'm wearing a belly parka. 29 00:01:52,486 --> 00:01:55,364 If I understand ice fishing, and I'm pretty sure I don't, 30 00:01:55,531 --> 00:01:57,533 we'll need to laser-blast a hole in the ice. 31 00:01:57,617 --> 00:01:59,702 No, no crazy technology. 32 00:02:00,369 --> 00:02:02,622 Here, Bender, use your immense robot strength 33 00:02:02,705 --> 00:02:04,332 to drill a hole the old-fashioned way. 34 00:02:04,707 --> 00:02:06,208 I don't see any irony in that. 35 00:02:12,298 --> 00:02:16,052 And voila! Everybody's ice fishing. 36 00:02:16,844 --> 00:02:18,304 How come nobody's ice fishing? 37 00:02:18,387 --> 00:02:20,097 Hot cocoa break. 38 00:02:21,265 --> 00:02:25,519 Cocoa is for yodeling babies. If you're sober, it isn't ice fishing. 39 00:02:28,481 --> 00:02:30,066 (CHOKING) 40 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:34,820 Mom, what's my temperature? 41 00:02:34,904 --> 00:02:39,241 50, 45, 40. It's all over. 42 00:02:41,410 --> 00:02:43,913 Woo! Down at the 35! 43 00:02:43,996 --> 00:02:45,748 I'm really sick. Huh? 44 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:50,127 Oh, sorry. 109. We'll check it again at halftime. 45 00:02:50,419 --> 00:02:52,922 You home from school, you traitor? 46 00:02:53,089 --> 00:02:55,466 I fell through the ice. Cut me some slack. 47 00:02:55,591 --> 00:02:59,095 Nobody cut me any slack when I broke my spine. 48 00:02:59,178 --> 00:03:00,930 Didn't even take a day off of work. 49 00:03:01,138 --> 00:03:04,892 Lot of people depend on you when you sell trampolines door-to-door. 50 00:03:05,351 --> 00:03:07,103 Here's your homework, you lucky knob. 51 00:03:07,311 --> 00:03:09,855 And with a little more luck from my seven-leaf clover, 52 00:03:09,939 --> 00:03:13,067 I might get sick enough to miss the whole semester. 53 00:03:13,234 --> 00:03:15,236 Hey, give me that. 54 00:03:15,319 --> 00:03:16,654 No. 55 00:03:16,737 --> 00:03:18,030 Give it to me, you faker. 56 00:03:18,114 --> 00:03:19,323 No, you're not getting it. 57 00:03:21,367 --> 00:03:22,868 Ow! My under bite! 58 00:03:23,119 --> 00:03:25,788 Come on, Yancy, your brother's sick. 59 00:03:25,871 --> 00:03:28,124 You'll never have a better chance to take him out. 60 00:03:28,290 --> 00:03:29,500 Dad! 61 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:33,087 "Nerd Search '887?" What's this? 62 00:03:33,504 --> 00:03:36,132 Some stupid science contest for smart-wads. 63 00:03:36,215 --> 00:03:39,385 NASA's going to pick one kid's experiment to launch into space. 64 00:03:40,052 --> 00:03:41,595 I could make a space experiment. 65 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:43,305 I just got a new thing of glitter. 66 00:03:43,514 --> 00:03:45,725 I'm not sure science is your thing, 67 00:03:45,808 --> 00:03:47,476 seeing how that chimp at the zoo 68 00:03:47,560 --> 00:03:49,061 tricked you out of your allowance. 69 00:03:49,145 --> 00:03:51,897 Yeah, well, I'll show you and Mr. Bananas. 70 00:03:52,064 --> 00:03:54,900 Anyway, I've got nothing better to do while I'm sick in bed. 71 00:03:54,984 --> 00:03:56,277 Wait, that's it! 72 00:03:56,402 --> 00:03:58,904 I'll make a space experiment about the common cold. 73 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:00,489 Where's that contest flyer? 74 00:04:00,656 --> 00:04:02,199 You're holding it, genius. 75 00:04:02,324 --> 00:04:03,576 Oh, good. 76 00:04:07,121 --> 00:04:08,956 I feel awful, but it was worth it 77 00:04:09,081 --> 00:04:10,958 to catch and Kill this baby fish. 78 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:15,254 Shmeez, what's with the shmiffling? 79 00:04:15,337 --> 00:04:17,798 It's nothing. Just a common cold. 80 00:04:18,215 --> 00:04:19,425 DR. ZOIDBERG: What? BENDER: Common, huh? 81 00:04:19,675 --> 00:04:21,010 What the hell's "a common cold"? 82 00:04:21,218 --> 00:04:22,344 Is it valuable? 83 00:04:22,428 --> 00:04:24,847 Could it be taken from you if you were, say, 84 00:04:24,930 --> 00:04:26,098 unconscious? 85 00:04:26,348 --> 00:04:30,186 A common... A common cold? No, no! 86 00:04:30,311 --> 00:04:32,313 Ever since Fry first came to us, 87 00:04:32,396 --> 00:04:35,608 I've lived in mortal terror that this would happen. 88 00:04:35,691 --> 00:04:37,067 I never heard you mention that. 89 00:04:37,276 --> 00:04:40,654 Oh, I try to act cool, but inside I'm freaking out. 90 00:04:40,863 --> 00:04:44,533 It's just a cold. What's the big deal? 91 00:04:44,617 --> 00:04:45,826 (SIRENS WAILING) 92 00:04:57,505 --> 00:04:58,839 This is the police. 93 00:04:58,923 --> 00:05:02,134 An unknown pathogen has been detected on these premises. 94 00:05:02,218 --> 00:05:06,180 Come out with your hands... I mean, stay in with your hands up. 95 00:05:06,263 --> 00:05:08,307 You are hereby quarantined 96 00:05:08,390 --> 00:05:12,645 until such time as it is deemed safe to enter and shoot your asses. 97 00:05:12,728 --> 00:05:13,729 (ALL GASP) 98 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:17,566 Now, now, let's not all panic at once. 99 00:05:17,650 --> 00:05:21,779 We'll have to take shifts. Hermes, you take the first six hours. 100 00:05:22,029 --> 00:05:23,322 Very well. 101 00:05:23,405 --> 00:05:24,740 (CLEARS THROAT AND SCREAMS) 102 00:05:24,824 --> 00:05:26,909 FARNSWORTH: Louder! Louder! 103 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:28,911 Cry baby! 104 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:41,257 Look, I just have a common cold! 105 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:44,677 It'll be gone as fast as I can sneeze, hurl, and squirt it out. 106 00:05:44,760 --> 00:05:46,178 No, it won't. 107 00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:50,182 The common cold died out 500 years ago, 108 00:05:50,266 --> 00:05:54,436 and subsequently, humanity lost all resistance to its ravages, 109 00:05:54,520 --> 00:05:58,899 but the virus survived in you, frozen for 1,000 years. 110 00:05:58,983 --> 00:06:03,279 Huh. So it was hiding deep down inside of me, like my skeleton bones? 111 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,574 Give it to us straight, Professor. How incredibly deadly is it? 112 00:06:06,740 --> 00:06:10,619 We don't know. It could Kill millions or nobody. 113 00:06:10,703 --> 00:06:13,706 I suppose it might even bring a few people back to life. 114 00:06:13,789 --> 00:06:16,000 Anything is possible in science. 115 00:06:17,459 --> 00:06:20,045 Oh, no, I've got it, too! 116 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,171 (ALL GRUMBLING) 117 00:06:21,255 --> 00:06:23,924 My nose is all gunked up with blork. 118 00:06:25,092 --> 00:06:28,721 And I've got a hankering for a useless remedy created by a schoolteacher. 119 00:06:29,138 --> 00:06:30,139 (ALL GROANING) 120 00:06:30,556 --> 00:06:33,225 Uh-oh. I think I'm getting swollen glands. 121 00:06:34,727 --> 00:06:36,604 Ew. 122 00:06:37,104 --> 00:06:39,315 Screw the quarantine. I'm out of here. 123 00:06:39,773 --> 00:06:41,525 Initiate containment procedure. 124 00:06:42,651 --> 00:06:44,862 (GRUNTING) Ow! 125 00:06:45,487 --> 00:06:46,739 Go on now. 126 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:49,408 Now I'm sick. 127 00:06:49,491 --> 00:06:52,411 I shudder to think what this cold will do to me. 128 00:06:52,494 --> 00:06:55,414 Yesterday I was nearly killed by a tight hat. 129 00:06:55,664 --> 00:06:58,167 I'd be remiss if I didn't rub your goopy noses 130 00:06:58,250 --> 00:07:00,210 in the fact that I'm immune. 131 00:07:00,294 --> 00:07:01,295 (LAUGHS) 132 00:07:01,378 --> 00:07:04,924 Which is why we'll all be counting on you, and you alone, 133 00:07:05,007 --> 00:07:06,842 to nurse us through this catastrophe. 134 00:07:06,926 --> 00:07:07,927 (GROANS) 135 00:07:08,177 --> 00:07:11,847 Why, God? Why have I been singled out? 136 00:07:12,306 --> 00:07:14,058 (ALL WHEEZING AND COUGHING) 137 00:07:15,559 --> 00:07:19,146 Everyone just calm down and make yourself a tissue walrus. 138 00:07:22,399 --> 00:07:24,443 Damn it, son, lose the tissues. 139 00:07:24,568 --> 00:07:26,528 You're ruining Thanksgiving dinner. 140 00:07:26,612 --> 00:07:28,530 I'm busy with my space experiment. 141 00:07:28,656 --> 00:07:31,659 I can't devote precious brainpower to blowing my nose. 142 00:07:31,825 --> 00:07:35,454 You're never going to win that science fair, Philip. Face it. 143 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:37,414 Someone with your limited brainpower 144 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:40,376 would be lucky to get a job as a pizza delivery boy. 145 00:07:40,584 --> 00:07:44,046 Hey, Barack, pizza going out, come on. 146 00:07:44,880 --> 00:07:47,216 Man, I have got to go back to law school. 147 00:07:47,466 --> 00:07:50,302 (SNICKERS) I'm not going to wind up a loser like that guy. 148 00:07:50,386 --> 00:07:51,470 Sure you will. 149 00:07:51,553 --> 00:07:53,764 You're going to lose the science fair, 150 00:07:53,847 --> 00:07:55,724 and that's who's going to beat you. 151 00:07:55,975 --> 00:07:58,644 Josh Gedgie, boy scientist. 152 00:07:58,936 --> 00:08:00,980 Pi over four radians of pizza, please. 153 00:08:01,105 --> 00:08:02,564 What is that, about a slice? 154 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:04,817 More like exactly a slice. 155 00:08:04,900 --> 00:08:06,026 (LAUGHING BREATHILY) 156 00:08:06,151 --> 00:08:07,569 Game on, Gedgie. 157 00:08:09,363 --> 00:08:10,447 YANCY JR.: Ew. 158 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:11,699 I've had worse. 159 00:08:11,782 --> 00:08:15,327 When I was shot down over Korea, I had to eat Kimchi. 160 00:08:15,411 --> 00:08:17,246 He was our interpreter. 161 00:08:18,914 --> 00:08:20,207 (BELL ON DOOR DINGS) 162 00:08:23,419 --> 00:08:25,754 (BELL RINGING) 163 00:08:27,881 --> 00:08:29,091 Coming! 164 00:08:31,927 --> 00:08:33,012 (PANTING) 165 00:08:33,220 --> 00:08:34,430 What now? 166 00:08:34,596 --> 00:08:35,931 Humidifier. 167 00:08:36,015 --> 00:08:37,683 (GROANS) Fine. 168 00:08:42,771 --> 00:08:44,273 Yes? 169 00:08:44,356 --> 00:08:46,066 Where's that chicken soup we asked for? 170 00:08:47,860 --> 00:08:50,112 Chicken, water, fire. 171 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,780 You take it from there. 172 00:08:51,947 --> 00:08:53,323 This is torture. 173 00:08:53,407 --> 00:08:59,079 The fever, the chills, and the sweating! Amy's horrible sweating! 174 00:09:02,166 --> 00:09:03,500 That's it. 175 00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:09,173 I'm leaving while I still have my dignity. See you in the obituaries! 176 00:09:13,802 --> 00:09:15,137 (LAUGHING EVILLY) 177 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,473 How's the, uh, containment holding up? 178 00:09:17,556 --> 00:09:20,184 Without turning my head, I'd say 100%. 179 00:09:21,310 --> 00:09:22,394 (DOOR OPENING) 180 00:09:23,479 --> 00:09:24,605 (HUMMING) 181 00:09:25,189 --> 00:09:27,691 Howdy, folks, and may I say nice work 182 00:09:27,775 --> 00:09:29,985 keeping those sickos penned up. 183 00:09:30,069 --> 00:09:31,570 Put her there. 184 00:09:31,779 --> 00:09:37,326 You, too, buddy, and you, and you, and you, and especially you. 185 00:09:41,330 --> 00:09:44,166 That robot was a heck of a nice feller. 186 00:09:48,087 --> 00:09:50,005 You'd better stay here during biology. 187 00:09:50,089 --> 00:09:53,258 Mrs. Jenkins dissects anything smaller than a fifth-grader. 188 00:09:55,302 --> 00:09:58,013 Well, if it isn't Grand master Phlegm. 189 00:09:58,180 --> 00:10:00,057 I heard you're entering the NASA science competition. 190 00:10:00,265 --> 00:10:02,684 Maybe I am, LL Fool J. 191 00:10:02,851 --> 00:10:05,521 So what's your project? The effects of losing on idiots? 192 00:10:05,729 --> 00:10:08,857 No, I'm gonna infect my guinea pig with the common cold 193 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,111 and launch it into space to see if it gets cured by cosmic rays. 194 00:10:12,194 --> 00:10:13,487 (LAUGHING BREATHILY) 195 00:10:13,862 --> 00:10:15,781 Lame, though the common cold virus 196 00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:17,533 does seem like a judge-pleaser. 197 00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,617 I think I'll steal that 198 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:21,620 and do an experiment that's slightly less very stupid. 199 00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:25,499 But that's my idea. You are an evil, evil nerd. 200 00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,834 Gedgie out. 201 00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:31,130 We'll show him who's stupid. 202 00:10:31,588 --> 00:10:33,715 (COUGHING) 203 00:10:34,174 --> 00:10:35,384 (COUGHING) 204 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:39,179 (SINGING) And we can build this dream together 205 00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:41,890 Standing strong forever 206 00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:45,435 Nothing's gonna stop us now 207 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,481 And if this world runs out of lovers 208 00:10:49,690 --> 00:10:51,900 We'll still have each other 209 00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:58,907 Nothing's gonna stop us Nothing's gonna stop us now 210 00:11:01,243 --> 00:11:02,244 (COUGHING) 211 00:11:05,539 --> 00:11:07,082 Linda? Morbo. 212 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:11,587 The so-called "common cold" introduced by living fossil Philip J. Fry, 213 00:11:11,670 --> 00:11:13,297 is spreading out of control. 214 00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,008 All citizens are advised to wash their hands thoroughly 215 00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:18,010 after beating up Philip J. Fry. 216 00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,221 Phew! Lucky I'm safely locked up here with you guys. 217 00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,806 There he is! Get him! 218 00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,141 Ow! Ow! 219 00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:25,517 Wait! 220 00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,061 The situation is expected to deteriorate 221 00:11:28,145 --> 00:11:30,731 as newscasters whip the city into a panic. 222 00:11:31,273 --> 00:11:34,151 Run! Run for your lives! 223 00:11:34,318 --> 00:11:36,445 (PANICKING) 224 00:11:37,696 --> 00:11:39,281 (CHUCKLES) 225 00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:43,535 And finally, the heartwarming story of a handicapped magician 226 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,454 who didn't know when to give up. 227 00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:54,713 I don't like the looks of this, Mr. President. Shall I switch it off? 228 00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:58,175 Negative. Rosemary, release the Surgeon General. 229 00:11:59,801 --> 00:12:01,178 ROSEMARY: Get in there! Ow! 230 00:12:01,261 --> 00:12:02,512 It's bright out here. 231 00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:05,390 Wernstrom, the quarantine has failed. 232 00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,936 Give me a worst-case scenario. And make it grim. 233 00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,687 I've prepared some projections. 234 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,731 Should the virus escape Manhattan, 235 00:12:12,814 --> 00:12:15,692 this is how far it will spread in 12 hours. 236 00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:19,071 This is 24 hours. This is a Verizon coverage map. 237 00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:22,741 And in 36 hours, it will have infected the entire planet. 238 00:12:22,824 --> 00:12:23,825 Options? 239 00:12:23,909 --> 00:12:26,620 We have only one option. Protocol 62. 240 00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:30,666 Not possible. We don't have nearly enough piranhas. 241 00:12:30,958 --> 00:12:32,834 Then Protocol 63 it is. 242 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,387 Hooray! They're letting us out! 243 00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,890 And hundreds of black hover-copters are coming to welcome us! 244 00:12:52,813 --> 00:12:54,314 (ALL SCREAMING) 245 00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,620 They shrink-wrapped the whole city. Well, it could be worse. 246 00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,291 It is worse! 247 00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,321 They're flying Manhattan into the sun! 248 00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,323 They must have been out of piranhas. 249 00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,949 They're gonna kill the virus 250 00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,744 by exposing it to the heat of our burning bodies! 251 00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:52,080 I'm just glad I have my wool scarf. 252 00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,249 What good is a wool... 253 00:14:03,091 --> 00:14:05,761 Guys! Guys, you're never gonna believe this! 254 00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,887 We know! 255 00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:10,098 They shmooped up Manhattan and blasted us toward the sun! 256 00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,183 They did? 257 00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,935 Ah, so that's why this was unguarded. 258 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,774 People of New New York, this is Surgeon General Ogden Wernstrom. 259 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,193 Wern... (COUGHING) 260 00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,071 ...strom! 261 00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,865 No doctor likes hurling his patients into the sun, 262 00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:30,285 but since there is no way lo make a vaccine for the common cold... 263 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,578 (GRUNTS) 264 00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,663 There is a way to make a vaccine! 265 00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,791 There is? Yay! 266 00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,751 Of course, there's a catch. Woo-hoo! 267 00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,338 Yay! Yay! So what's the catch? 268 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,715 The vaccine requires the original, 269 00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,635 unmutated, 20th century cold virus, 270 00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,429 so I need to grind you into a paste. 271 00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,515 Professor, no! 272 00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,142 It's okay, Leela. This is all my fault, sort of. 273 00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:56,019 If this will save you, then please, 274 00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:57,896 turn me into a virus milkshake. 275 00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,482 He consented! You all heard it! 276 00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,164 Yes, sir, many of these entries merit a ride 277 00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,375 in the mighty bosom of our space shuttle. 278 00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,587 And then there's your so-called entry. 279 00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:24,798 (SNEEZES) 280 00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:28,301 Jeez! Walk much, Gedgie? 281 00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:32,347 Absurd. You really think your guinea pig can survive in the vacuum of space? 282 00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,891 He already survived in the vacuum of my mom. 283 00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,685 I mean, my mom's vacuum. 284 00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,229 My experiment measures the effect of micro gravity 285 00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:41,523 on the propagation of the common cold virus 286 00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:44,901 in an anaerobic environment, I.e., space. 287 00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:45,986 Impressed? 288 00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:50,198 Damn right I am. That's some dry, emotionless science. 289 00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,867 Nice job, son. 290 00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,703 (COUGHING) 291 00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,957 Hey, wait a second! 292 00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,418 I know where you can get some 20th century cold virus 293 00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:02,502 without killing me! 294 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,672 Hush, lad. I'm totally in the zone. 295 00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:09,176 We just have to find the Nerd Search '88 satellite. 296 00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:10,385 (GROANS) 297 00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,388 I don't know why I even build these things. 298 00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,646 Gunnery Chief Bender, blast us out of quarantine. 299 00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:22,898 Aye, aye, lady! 300 00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,612 Oh, fiddlepoop! 301 00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:30,155 Our weapons aren't strong enough 302 00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,699 to puncture a thin plastic tent that thick. 303 00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,409 No, but theirs are! 304 00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,453 (ALARM SOUNDING) 305 00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:39,164 Captain, a ship is attempting to break the quarantine. 306 00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,834 Blow them to Bac-O bits with a well-placed warning shot. 307 00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:44,419 But... (GRUNTS) 308 00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,504 Oh... 309 00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:52,552 Oops. 310 00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,387 We'll find that cold virus. 311 00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,015 The Nerd Search satellite was launched on the space shuttle 312 00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,808 and released into orbit. 313 00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:04,105 Hmm. All ancient satellites were swept up as space junk in 2113. 314 00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:07,025 I actually knew that offhand. I'm Face booking right now. 315 00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,986 Aha 316 00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:15,033 That satellite was scuttled on Enceladus, Saturn's main dump moon. 317 00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:16,493 Let's dump it up! 318 00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,464 This is the exact location of the dump, but there's nothing here. 319 00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,633 BENDER: (SIGHS) Can we please go home and die now? 320 00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:32,801 I'm with Bender. 321 00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:36,221 Whatever was here has been covered by centuries of ice buildup. 322 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,475 No! It's under here somewhere! We just have to bust our way down. 323 00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:44,854 Remember the code of the ice. Thin and crispy, way too risky! 324 00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,482 (GRUNTING) 325 00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:48,858 (ALL YELLING) 326 00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:50,819 (ALL GROAN) 327 00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:53,780 LEELA: I found the satellite! 328 00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:59,035 Let's just hope the experiment's still in here. 329 00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,329 Yes! We're saved! 330 00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:07,002 And now, to present the awards, our very special guest. 331 00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:08,545 He walked on the Moon, 332 00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:11,798 and now he is judging a high school science contest. 333 00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:17,220 Truly a man who can and will do anything, Dr. Buzz Aldrin! 334 00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,683 Wow. I could have used an introduction like that 335 00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,852 when I first met the Moon Men. 336 00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,103 (ALL CHUCKLING) 337 00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,315 But seriously, there are Moon Men. 338 00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,524 (CLEARS THROAT) 339 00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,360 Okay, this year's Nerd Search runner-up 340 00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,613 IS a young man who devised a way 341 00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,407 to add and subtract in zero gravity. 342 00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:41,578 Vi jay Patel and his calculator space hat! 343 00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,746 Whoo! 344 00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,790 Whoo! 345 00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,876 And now, the grand prize winner 346 00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:51,254 whose experiment will be launched into space... 347 00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:58,053 Look at that cocky smirk. My money's on Gedgie. 348 00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:00,722 Yeah? He may have brains, but I have heart. 349 00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,557 Josh Gedgie! 350 00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,559 (LAUGHING) 351 00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:07,062 I'll bring the car around. 352 00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:24,412 What a well-prepared virus culture. This will make a fine vaccine. 353 00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,164 Good thing Gedgie won. 354 00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,167 My dumb experiment wouldn't have lasted an hour in space, 355 00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,752 let alone 1,000 years. 356 00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:34,422 Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over my guinea pig in the parking lot. 357 00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,802 Okay. Come on, gang, let's go inoculate everyone 358 00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:42,263 and cram Manhattan back into its rightful hole. 359 00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,275 This may hurt a little. 360 00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:55,860 Ow! 361 00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,613 Now I'll give you the shot. 362 00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,533 You saved millions of lives, Fry. 363 00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,828 You should feel proud, no matter what your dad said to you. 364 00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:19,134 You still haven't thanked me for pulling you out of the lake, soldier. 365 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,760 I could have flip-flopped out. 366 00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,429 I know that. 367 00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:29,060 Look, son, I know I give you the business sometimes, 368 00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,437 but if I'm hard on you, 369 00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,107 it's only "cause I want you to grow up strong and resilient. 370 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:37,861 Some day, you may face adversities SO preposterous, 371 00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:39,946 I can't even conceive of them. 372 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,241 But I know you'll pull through and make me proud. 373 00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,285 I love you, son. 374 00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:00,967 YANCY SR.: Now bundle up. I don't want you getting frozen.